3lv4:

if your girl is attracted to both sexes and the first thing you ask is “so does that mean we can have a three some” you are a piece of shit

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via brighteyelets)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via brighteyelets)

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via brighteyelets)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(via romancingthelookyloos)

"Sometimes I wonder why people bother with love in the first place, and then I hear you laugh"

poster-ofagirl:

I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.

(via melrose-dinxr)

"1) Eat better. You have a chalkboard; use it. Make menus. Plan meals.
2) Read at least one chapter of a book for fun each day.
3) Go on a drive once a week. Have no particular destination other than a stop for iced tea. Put on music and see where you end up.
4) Listen to a record straight through without doing anything else. Sometimes music needs your full attention.
5) Doodle. Who cares how shitty of an artist you are? Give it a shot. Create.
6) Go to coffee shops. There’s a million in the city. Get out of the house for a while.
7) Ask a friend to go to dinner. Simply as friends and for no particular reason. Pick up the bill.
8) Allow yourself to fall in love. Let things happen. See where it goes. Take the risk."

Joshua Angell || Eight Things To Start Doing  (via themilkywhiteway)

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